1.Would you rather be forgotten, or hatefully remembered?
2. Would you rather lick an old mans armpit, or the bottom of his foot?
3. Would you rather live for something, or die for nothing?
Live for something.
4. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with, or a great lover you can't really talk to?
A great friend you could share anything.
5. Would you rather know everything about your partner, or be regularly surprised?
Hmmmm...Know everything. Too many surprises make me anxious.
6. Would you rather take a shot of a strangers semen, or take a shot of a strangers chewing tobacco spit?
7. Would you rather always have to say what's on your mind, or never speak again?
Always say what's on my mind. I should try that more often.
8. Would you rather give bad advice, or take bad advice?
Fuck, these questions are hard. Sorry everyone, give bad advice.
9. Would you rather never be able to use the internet again, or never be able to watch TV again?
Ha ha, trick question? Never be able to watch tv. Would only really be butthurt about seeing the Packers play on a big screen.
10. Would you rather get even, or get over it?
Get over it. Even if it takes me a while, usually I just get over it.