- My boyfriend Jeff
- My mom
- My boyfriends mom
- The bus.
The bus is always the last resort because of the many strange incidents I've had on the bus.
A couple of summers ago I was wearing a halter top and shorts. I was sitting near the back of the bus and a really worn out dirty creepy guy gets on the bus, "Oh great" I thought as he sat in the row to the left of me. I tried to keep myself busy with whatever I could...but I couldn't help but feel like someone was looking at me. So I look around and there's farmer Joe with his hands in his overalls shaking vigorously. I think to myself, "No effing way!". So I try not to think of it...but he continued whacking it despite my dirty looks and appalled expression. It was the longest 15 minute bus trip ever.